@ Doug:
>Even still for me it is like unscrambling a word puzzle under water using a James Bond decoder ring that is broken.
Ah well, that's me then with Italian, French, Spanish, ..., erm pretty much any language other than Dutch, German and English as well as Rubbish which I speak quite fluently
>I don't know why but yours and Dirk's German messages are much easer for me to understand than most other folks on the German side.

Really? Flattered I am (Yoda-speak). Well, erm, could it be due to .... *moderator stepped in here to delete insane amounts of self-praising ramble*
>This GB food you speak of ??? mushy peas? and GB chips? Is this better than the Mc Donald's happy meal food we get in the US?

Well, first of all, let's clarify some of the language differences

Chips in the UK is what everybody else on the globe (except in excess of 1 million Chinese, of course) refers to as fries (not French fries, because the French never invented that stuff in the first place, that honour goes to the Belgians). Crisps on the other hand is what the whole world would refer to as chips. Confused? So was I, when I first came to the UK
Mushy peas is simply peas with, erm, I still don't know what that green gooh (slime

) is what they're swimming in, when you open a tin (erm, sorry can) of this stuff. Taste alright, just sounds dreadful.
McDo' happy meal. Yes, first time I encountered this highlight of the US cuisine was when my parents and I moved ober to the States back in the 70s (I was just at the humble age of 6, and hence loved all this toy-/franchise-crazed lifestyle in the US). Now I wouldn't touch any McDo' food with a barge pole
>We have been told that the only food in the UK is dark beer, creamed veggies, dark beer, rice pudding .....and dark beer.
Ah yes, the real ales, or if you really want almost black beer, Guinness

, which is actually from Ireland
We will have plenty of fun talking about commonalities and differences, I see
@ Dirk:
>Maybe we can find a compromise,
Perhaps Doug bringing along his States' governor to the negotiation rounds might help
Tempest