Mr Tailor: Before you slag off the English sort out your own nation first, where you clearly can't even reach a consensus on telling the time
Germans? Don't they have big bossomed and fat women, where you can place a flower pot on their boobs without the thing falling off? Aren't Germans all gay, too? At least that's what the English think (and Britain rules, BTW

), mainly thanks to 2 Frenchies

(Antoine de Caunes and Jean Paul Gaultier no less)

Oh, and "don't mention the war" (Faulty Towers). Of course as we all know, Germans have no sense of humour, they love wearing lederhosen, and they always eat sausages and sauerkraut. They are efficient, thorough, obsessed with punctuality - and they make perfect cars. They always want to be first on the beach. Oh, and they are also painfully good at taking penalties.
That'll do for now.
Eric couldn't sleep the whole nite after he has been in Newkey
Let's not go into that

harhar (where's the f*cken-smilie???)
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