Sciroccoforum

>Wie gut, dass ich nicht zu diesem spamenden Sauvolk gehöre

Eben

Tempest ("But that's got a little less Spam in it!")

................öhm.........................DAS HIER!...............ist Spam

Sp = Sperma
A = auf
M = Motorhaube

Hab das öfters, wenn mans gleich wegwischt glänzt die Haube noch lange nach, wenn net sollte man die Lüftung beim fahren auslassen.

Ist Dein Auto bei mir schon eingetragen??????

SPAM, SPAM, SPAM

nein beide noch nicht muss ich noch machen

Gruß Alex

http://www.detritus.org/sounds/real/spam-skit.ra

Scene: A cafe. One table is occupied by a group of Vikings with horned helmets on. A man and his wife enter.


Man (Eric Idle): You sit here, dear.
Wife (Graham Chapman in drag): All right.
Man (to Waitress): Morning!
Waitress (Terry Jones, in drag as a bit of a rat-bag): Morning!
Man: Well, what've you got?
Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;
Vikings (starting to chant): Spam spam spam spam...
Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...
Vikings (singing): Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay
sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines
garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
Wife: Have you got anything without spam?

Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
Wife: I don't want ANY spam!
Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?
Wife: THAT'S got spam in it!
Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam (crescendo through next few lines)
Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?
Waitress: Eewwww!
Wife: What do you mean 'Eewwww'? I don't like spam!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't
have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.

Wife (shrieks): I don't like spam!
Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam and spam!
Vikings (singing): Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?
Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)
Vikings (singing elaborately): Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!

@ MichaelX:



Das ganze gibt's natürlich auch auf der CD "Monty Python Sings", eine Muss-Haben-CD (ähm, das war jetzt wortwörtlich aus dem englischen übersetzt, "a must-have CD" ).

Da stehen noch so herrlich Highlights wie natürlich der "Lumberjack Song", "Always look on the birght side of Life", "Every Sperm is sacred" und noch einige Kultsongs drauf

Tempest

Die Jungs bringen mich um!
Kennst du den Cheese shop sketch?

Am besten in "Spam" finde ich "or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam." Of course.

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